What people say...

I am always inspired to list down how people pronouce their words. Not that I am an english teacher or my english is perfect. If you listen carefully, it is very amusing. Let's start e ball rolling:

Miss Ostrich:
Mi-u-ut = Milk
Corn = Cone
Bu-at = Bread
Kaf C = KFC

Some other ppl in e industry:
Bay - cor nee = Balcony
Tongue ling bay = tumbling bay
kong struction = construction

hahaa....still got more to come!!! Let me know if u heard ppl say differently.

This is how they sound like...

WAH SAay!!! Haven blog for a few weeks sia..... Steady la....No wonder the dashboard look alien to me... Hahaha.... Been "busy" le...Cant blog on da job...

Pardon me if i start to blog in "Ah lian-Ah beng" style. Got influenced over da weekend...For a meer 1 & half hour. Steady bo...

Well, how i got into this "wah-say" session is my ex-collegue's bday party.
Last time part-time one know her. She "kor" me go par-tee world KTV @ or-chard. I tot "wah.Gor par-tee world KtV can c handsome waiter.Tere o-ways got hang-some guy c c one. I-ball act-cer-sia.Since no ba-di ask me out, go lor."
When i le-ach there,the whole 'loom' i oun-ni noe her n her siz-ster. O-ver there ever-ri one tok 'light' tis. So-ort of some air and so-ort 'tang' in de pro-noun-za-sen. Cannot 'loll' 'tang'one.

Whole 'loom'

*loom = room
oun-ni = only
light = like
so-ort = short
tang = tongue
loll = roll

Aiya, kang stang e smoke liao...I don wang to get can-cer....

A bunch of scientist

This is what i heard this morning.

Quite funny.
Think you might need a jacket while reading, cuz the end might be abit cold.

One day, a bunch of scientist went to God and says '' We dun need you anymore.''

God says : Okay. How about having a competition?''
Scientists : Sure. Bring it on.''
God : Let's make man. Like how I make Adam.

So the scientists, each bend down and pick a handful of dirt.

God : No no no no no. You have to learn how to make your own dirt 1st.

God is just so humourous