This is what i heard this morning.
Think you might need a jacket while reading, cuz the end might be abit cold.
One day, a bunch of scientist went to God and says '' We dun need you anymore.''
God says : Okay. How about having a competition?''
Scientists : Sure. Bring it on.''
God : Let's make man. Like how I make Adam.
So the scientists, each bend down and pick a handful of dirt.
God : No no no no no. You have to learn how to make your own dirt 1st.
God is just so humourous