费 玉 清 ! ! !

TOMORROW!!!!!

费 玉 清 演 唱 会！ ！ !

So what if it is April 1st? I'm not kidding k...

So DO NOT SMS OR CALL ME that evening okay???!!!

Beng me! Beng me!

I was browsing around the net as usual and i came across this old entry of Kenny Sia's.

I want to laugh my fats outs.Esp the ones at my waist, abs and arms. Try beng-ing it with other websites. This Kenny is so free lor.

Beng-ni-fy My Blog

Try looking at my entry about toilets.

Catching tales...

Today Straits Times announced tat Jamie Cullum's concert on April 4 is postponed to June 15...No wonder i cant buy tickets lah....Ka Na Sai

Of course my dear....

In the garden of Eden, with flowers blooming, birds singing, clear blue sky with fluffs of clouds scattered around....

Adam and eve are relaxing under a tree and enjoying the wonderful nature around them...

Eve leans on Adam's chest, feeling very contented.
She then looks up into Adam's eye and ask *use very femine voice

"Adam... Do you love me?"

Adam looks her in the eye... touches her soft cheeks and said to her lovingly...

"Of course my dear....Who else?"

You must be thinking this is a very cold joke...Understand this joke or not???

Counting down ! ! !

Woo hoo!!! 8 more days to 费玉清 concert!!!

Managed to get 1 collegue to catch 费玉清。 I asked around my big circle of farm friends.....NONE of them interested.... Best is Mr. Eaten lor. Laughing all the way. Shld hv recorded the laughter. At 22, watch 费玉清 is suprising meh???

After 费玉清， i'm gonna catch Fundoshi with my 2 buddies! Wah! 2 in a row!! Pok kai liao.....

*Attention to Sistic : should pay me for all tis okay....

Drafts n drafts

Dear bored readers....
If you happen to notice that there are unfamiliar post appeared suddenly but of an old date.

Don't be suprised...

I have a very very bad and lazy habit....i log on... type 2 lines....nid to post photo...lazy.... then got so many drafts...
Here's the list so far...

Pai se ar.... You hv to click on the pic to see the dates... Up and coming...

I purplely checkered box e titles.... to kip all of u in suspence, in agony,

痴痴地等。。。

*evil laughter HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hang out like a hanger...

Juz had a lazy hot weekend....
Really want to slump on a sofa with e fan blowing at me...listen to music or watch some DVD to laugh it out...
Instead....i hang out with my friends after church...

Someone hor...super alot of energy to join us after retreat @ JB lor. BTH...if me, i go home n soak in water n sleep loh...
haha....



We walked around and having no idea where to go....we headed towards

I did it ! ! ! N.E.W Record ! ! !

..i RAN 4km in 30mins ! ! !

Y E S S S ! ! !

T H I R T Y M I N U T E S ! ! !

F O U R K I L O M E T R E S ! ! !

W o O o H o O o O o ! ! !

Daily little Post 2

*Dear faithful, bored and disgusting(i think u r lah) readers. Here's the part 2! TWO!!!

Today, toilet cubicle 1 toilet paper is back to square 1. Rough n hard.

But... cubicle 2 paper is e softer, proper perforation(the dotted line where u tear) and look better.

Wonder why got different grade of toilet papers today. Hmmm......

Daily little Post

*Warning. This series of daily post might seems 恶心。Read at your own risk

Today, the toilet paper in office changed.

Softer..... Nicer to use.

No rub burns.

No abrasion.

Good move by the management.

Keep it up.

”打包”肥皂 ！！！

This morning.... i went for a quick run @ da gym.... *don't think i go n look at the towel boy okay...Please lor

Today is a different towel boy. Very friendly chap. Thank God that is not the same towel boy. Towel auntie oso better.

As some of u smart buckets will know, gym shower rooms provide shower foam, shampoo & conditioner.

These are contained in those soap dispensers like what we see in public toilets.

I stared at them. If i am to scrimp and save on shower creame, [an ipod / new handphone / new furniture set / clothes / further studies / for the poor ] so on and so forth might b available in 1year time?

I can save on toiletries! Shampoo n conditioner... plus tissue paper n cotton bubs.... wow.....

Not bad huh?

I left the locker room feeling clean, refreshed and "smarter".

I threw e towel into the bin, took out my towel card to get my gym card back....

I looked up and the towel boy is BACK!!!

Such differences . . . !

Aiyo yo!!! I was browsing around for cheap handphones....and i saw under the trade-in section, my Sony Ericsson T630 cost $60!!!



A few months ago, i went to Apple Centre and enquire bout my "小白".

Chio hor? Even with lots of teeny weeny hairline scratches, it still look very classic.

Guess what.... tat day, i went up to the "up-grade ipod" counter excitiedly and asked bout my trade in value.

I even took my chio bu "小白" and let him see.

Cannot anyhow show chio bu leh....

This generation will fetch $60.

What the heck lor. Ipod $60, normal handphone $60

@$$#()!{!!!

I am so encouraged ! ! !

Eye Candy! ! !

Woo Hoo!!!!

Went gym this morning... i'm late. Started running at 730am.. Suppose to be 7am!!! Slow me!

Well, as some of u all know/knew, i lost my bean pole. I'm sort of fine now. Hope so though... With a missing bean pole, something sort of twirred my potato brain. I began to hoping an eye candy to walk pass me...

Hmmm....there's one in the next building...He reminds me of Andy Hui, 许志安 ! ! ! (should check out his concert fotos.Super duper good looking lor...)


So eye candy!!!!! WOOOOOOOhHAHAHAHhahhahahaHAHAA!!!!!!
BUT....but but but....I cant get to see tat guy all the time. Like only once a week? Once every 2 weeks? Have to depend on my luck lah...

Back to this morning, i was so out of my mind(someone must be eating lots of hASHbrowns at Mac), that i even find the towel guy @ e gym CCCUUUTTTEEEE???!!!!!!!!???!!!!

ARRRgGGGHHhhhhhh.......Yuck!

I must be really nuts.... so i quickly shower, return the towel(of course NOT LOOKING @ e towel boy), step out of the gym, breath and get my Old Chang Kee and get to work.

My bus came.... i board it with my heavy bag, shoe bag and super oily old chang kee.

I went to the back, and sat down.

On the seat opposite me, *gasp, a real EYE CANDY....

*A smiling potato typing this entry and trying to get back to work....

Ha ha... see only lah.... You think wat i will do meh......