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No TiMe tO tIdY mY fOtOs!!! HerE UbDEr cONsTrUcTIon. CoME baCK afTER NewYeaR.

Eve of Eve

So loving....


la la la...we go for a walk

oh no...dun eat us!!!


ah lian open present look like this


small kid so happy


log cake log cake!!!


yummmy....

This is my Christmas present for everyone!!!

Hey everyone! Thanks for visiting my blog. Below is my Christmas present for you!

Feel cheated is it? Don't cry la. Be happy.
Merry Christmas ! ! !
See how cute he is with that hat.

hASHbrown's 'pek cek-ness'

*Note: Read this part aloud in a low n serious voice...

Dear readers, i got to blog this. I cant help it. As any human being would know, Christmas is coming. Soon.

In fact, very soon. Very very soon.

*Note: Okay, u can read any how u like.

I can say, every one at least has to do a gift exchange within their friends or work place. If u dun have one, u r either a v lucky chap or not happening person.

AS for my case, every year i got to do it. Even if it is not Christmas, there will be class gathering or watever. I simply cant escape from this. I guess i am too popular. Hahahaa....thick skin hor.

Actually the point i want to bring up is. Every time i got exchange session, i will buy a very nice gift for whoever who picked my stuff. But....BUT BUT BUT... i get something sucky in the end. Only 1 or 2 times there is something useful.
I give a list:
A ugly lookin cup
1 box of candy canes that i cant finish
1 big bar of chocolate tat i didnt
1 CD tin box (put 5 cds full liao)
1 erm....i forgot....

See...this is what happened when someone gets bad gifts.

Do your gift exchange partner a favour. Buy some thing nice. Merry Christmas in advance n be a blessing to others.

My Dog...My imaginary pet

Finally i got the time to introduce to all of you my pet.

This is my "dog". He is little afro doggie... I adpoted him last year. So he is 1 year old. I brought him to many places in Singapore n around the world.

Afro doggie @ Trumps, Kembangan


Afro Doggie at Ontario college, USA


Afro Doggie at some artist's impression pool


Flying around Paterson Edge


In front of old Chans ville at Mountbatten Rd

Have not done this for a long long time...

Miss me or not.... Really busy nowadays le... Boss walking up n down, i have to draw n edit n draw n edit. Thumb very pain. Someone buy me Osim chair.Pls pls pls.
Out of such miserable situations, i treat myself to 2 eye feast. Not watching Crazy horse la. No money le....

如果．愛 Perhaps Love

1st is Perhaps Love starring Jacky Cheung, Zhuo Xun, Takeshi Kaneshiro n 1 more china guy.
5 reasons tat i say it is an eye feast.
1. Takeshi Kaneshiro is very charming
2. Zhou Xun very pretty...the doll look...
3. Costumes are simple n nice
4. Sad touching scenes (got ladies cryin in e cinema)
5. Takeshi Kaneshiro is very charming n handsome.


Perhaps Love tingles your ear nerves as well.
Jacky Cheung's voice is so soothing. But have to cover his face la. Quite oily. Hahaha...
But i think the show can b boring for some ppl... Well, who cares...

Go n watch la!!!

What people say...

I am always inspired to list down how people pronouce their words. Not that I am an english teacher or my english is perfect. If you listen carefully, it is very amusing. Let's start e ball rolling:

Miss Ostrich:
Mi-u-ut = Milk
Corn = Cone
Bu-at = Bread
Kaf C = KFC

Some other ppl in e industry:
Bay - cor nee = Balcony
Tongue ling bay = tumbling bay
kong struction = construction

hahaa....still got more to come!!! Let me know if u heard ppl say differently.

This is how they sound like...

WAH SAay!!! Haven blog for a few weeks sia..... Steady la....No wonder the dashboard look alien to me... Hahaha.... Been "busy" le...Cant blog on da job...

Pardon me if i start to blog in "Ah lian-Ah beng" style. Got influenced over da weekend...For a meer 1 & half hour. Steady bo...

Well, how i got into this "wah-say" session is my ex-collegue's bday party.
Last time part-time one know her. She "kor" me go par-tee world KTV @ or-chard. I tot "wah.Gor par-tee world KtV can c handsome waiter.Tere o-ways got hang-some guy c c one. I-ball act-cer-sia.Since no ba-di ask me out, go lor."
When i le-ach there,the whole 'loom' i oun-ni noe her n her siz-ster. O-ver there ever-ri one tok 'light' tis. So-ort of some air and so-ort 'tang' in de pro-noun-za-sen. Cannot 'loll' 'tang'one.

Whole 'loom'

*loom = room
oun-ni = only
light = like
so-ort = short
tang = tongue
loll = roll

Aiya, kang stang e smoke liao...I don wang to get can-cer....

A bunch of scientist

This is what i heard this morning.

Quite funny.
Think you might need a jacket while reading, cuz the end might be abit cold.

One day, a bunch of scientist went to God and says '' We dun need you anymore.''

God says : Okay. How about having a competition?''
Scientists : Sure. Bring it on.''
God : Let's make man. Like how I make Adam.

So the scientists, each bend down and pick a handful of dirt.

God : No no no no no. You have to learn how to make your own dirt 1st.

God is just so humourous

Brand conscience...

Last night was washing my socks. So many. Like washing 2 week's change of underwear... Lazy to wash le.... Can someone sponser me a washing machine???

As i was washin my socks, i came across a pair of socks. The logo at the side is F...
When i was in sch, someone said "Wah...Branded wor". I just kip quiet about that.

Actually it is Fei xxx, some china brand. Not Fila le... Hahaha....

What am i talking ar....Must be the bleach.

Stepped on dog shit...

Weekend jus over... Not very good. The past few days are jux as suck-y as a vacuum cleaner. I suppose it is an Electrolux or Bosch. Branded and powerful.
1. Kana fly kite.
2. Dunno wat happened to me. Feeling so pisssedd.... Like a water closet. Every "flush"(emotion explosion) my poor bf got it. Handsome, sorry ar, bear with it la.
3. My mum didnt photocopy her documents for my application( some application la). Today have to spend my time at e counter, with e counter auntie help me sort. Stand there v tiring le.
4. My $70 almost fly away to a china woman in a photoshop.
5. Someone forgot something/day. Aiyo!

---> 4. Last thursday, I wanted to develop some fotos for some special something. So happen that Fruit(dun think she wants her name b known here), is free. Then off we went to Orchard.
Initially, I tot of goin to Lucky Plaza as there are bigger shops. Since we r lazy, we decided to go to the shop at Taka (Basement 2). I passed my CD with 7 picture files to be developed. The size that i wanted is 1.5 x 2 Inch. Almost like IC size photo. That auntie say 4 pieces $10. So 7 pieces e most $20 right? She asked us to come within 10mins. No receipt is issued to us.
10mins later, dragon-ness straight away say "You got 7 photos hor. Total will be $70." TMD. Wat the #@$@. Fruit oso stun. After some hoo haa and standing in e shop for 10mins, show time liao....

"Let's go." Fruit moved me out of the shop. We never turn back and headed to Ding Tai Fung for Xiao Long Bao.

Steady la. Xiao long bao.

Blog On da Spot

15 more mins to off work time...And it's friday. I'm spendin da last hour blogging and chatting and surfing the net. Geesh...i deserve the chop. Hahaha....Was checking out how to do counter count... Deep deep...

Anyway, the whole of this week, 2 boss not around. They go Korea for some seminar. Wonder if they go there for some botox or cheek bone lifted.
They are good enough to buy something for all da female stuff here.. Woo hoo...
They got it from some cutie shop.... --> www.nanishow.com

Think i go act act abit...someone spotted me typing!

Pretty women = ugly women

Jus an observation i had recently...

Sunday, i took a bus home from orchard. As i was alighting from my bus, saw tis woman quite chio like ur shenton way office ger sitting next to the exit.... Long hair, slim legs, nice dressing, good complexion.

She was smiling slightly. Maybe saw handsome man or the bus driver give free ride.( the seat is facing n near e bus driver)

Before my bus reach the bus stop(i kiasu, wait at the door early), the traffice light turned red. So i got to stand infront of her... Then my eyes looked up at her face.....

#$@$(*)^%#$%@!...... She is DIGGING HER NOSE FOR GOLD!!!! No wonder so happy.....

Work work......

hASHbrown at work

Wah....got quite alot of things to do...but i'm still slacking....Doing blog at work..Ho Ho ho...

New "house" for my thoughts

Steady le... New place wor... From friendster to tis blog spot. Saw alot of ppl blog under here. Like very cool. No nid to hire ERA agent oso can get a place here. (ERA agent is some property agent company in singapore).

Hopefully here wont screw up like friendster's blog... so fed up...chicken egg tart....

Anyway, now bz playing with apple's Podcast. Like very cool le. As cool as their new NANO.... woo hoo.....