Weekend Joke + Classic icons for geeks 3

Found this joke on the internet who got it from somewhere in the internet.

arab ft studying in sg, wrote an email to his father... dear dad, i feel ashamed to drive my ferarri to school when most of my classmate are taking train. guess what his father replied?

dear son, 50m transferred to your account. stop embarrassing us, get yourself a train too.

Joke for today

Today, i am going to share a super lame joke with everyone. Get ready your jackets, gloves and heat packs.

What do u call a crab on a killing spree?

Cereal Crab!!!

Happy Chinese New Year!!!

With greetings from Singapore Kindness Movement.



Don't leave your mandarin orange skins around.

so what's next for 2010

i'm feeling so mixed up like my box of cherry+strawberry+orange. Usual for the past blogging years, i've not made any christmas wish list. Hahaha.

2009 has been a mellow year for me. (can't think of what to type as for now, due to my hunger pangs. I can't think when I'm hungry. Shall update soon)

As for now, here's my simple year-end greetings to all...

I wish the very best for all my readers and enjoy your holidays.

Continue to support my kopi-korner.

Hungry....

can i qualify for queen of instant food?

Ah Sam got owned by Windows...

does that mean that Mac rulez?

Triple update photos spam spam spam!

Although i'm not eng eng cheng cheng, i am now working very hard to satisfy your bored eyes with more photos!!!

I upgraded my mio home plan bout 2 weeks ago and got a new SE W705 to replace my chunky Motorola Q9h. Q9h was an excellent phone with its ergonomic buttons that anyone can type an essay on the phone in a breeze. Why i choose to part with it is that:

1. i had gotten so fat that it can't go into my pocket

2. The last button 'P' got problem and so does the space bar.

3. The camera is cannot make it!!!!!

So here's my photo spam of what i've taken so far with this new lovely fone. SE muz pay me for promoting their fone la! :mad: Only thing bad about this phone that the focus is fixed! Sorry for the blurness in pics. Enjoy!

Ok. starting from my bday dinner with Pamela. Pam is in my studio this semester and her bday is juz 1 day b4 mine! So we decided to have dinner together(n our guest got something on-left e 2 of us).
Went vivo Modestos



After dinner, went to Topshop. Found this weird blinky pants at the sale corner...

Who on earth will wear this??!!!!

Let me share with u all this Cai png stall at albert mall food centre. Currently it is a temporal market right next to Bugis MRT.
The stall is at the other end, called 大陆家常菜。Aunty's serving very big!!!


Same cai png stall- dinner for last week i think.


Sunday, i went to Beach road market. The one nearer to lavender mrt... not the one with army goods. Bought cai png again. Got many variety of fish!

Then same stretch, got a bakery. cream puff damn nice. 3 for $1.


On monday, i bought bao from the new handmade bao shop behind my blk. Pam made bento as well and we didn't even coordinate! So cool!

Bao very thick but filling better than normal bao from factories.


Wednesday, Jonathan, Calson and Qiu qiu invited me for dinner threat. Went to this nostalgic looking chinese restaurant near tiong bahru.
I'll let the pictures do the talking and a must try!






Fish in tom yam like soup and 1 dish i forgot to take is the homemade tou fu. The lady taking order very friendly and helpful. Gave suggestions n recommendation.

hASH bites: Triathlon

No... i 'm not joining a triathlon.... i can't swim for 5 metres!

What i mean is shoot wedding feels like a triathlon to me. So many actions to do one after another.
The speed goes like --> Morning wake up, run to bath, run out of house to go to destination, shoot shoot shoot, sweat sweat sweat, sit here, stand here, squat here crouch there, get home, charge battery, sit down, transfer photo, run to bath again, take everything and off to wedding dinner!!!!

Another humorous encounter

Came across this post on a forum... This guy is really desperate to get to know this girl and he needs some brushing up on his english.

Careful for the wall of text and *face palm* symptoms while reading this image.

I can't help but to blog this...

I know it is very bad of me to laugh at me... but this person is really very...erm.. (don't know wat word to describe)... ok, here's the joke.

Hi XXXXXXXXX,

Last Tuesday (25 Aug) I lost my pencil case in a lecture room and wonder if anyone happened to see it or picked it up.
There is a thumbdrive (SONY MICROVAULT click) containing very important information so I hope to retrieve it along with my pencil case.

The pencil case is black with a black cat head and a turquoise cat keychain on it.

And also on 21Aug (Friday) around 6pm, I have also lost a handphone (Nokia 6500) in SDE3 3rd floor toilet (beside the lift) in the first cubicle from the door. (pic as shown)
It was in a purple striped pouch and had a brown hp strap attached to the phone.

Would like your help in forwarding to the staff and students to see if they happen to find any of the two items...
Thank you very much for your help :)


With Regards,

xxxxxxx xxx Uxxxxxxx
(hp: xxxxxxxx)

i got a series of weird dreams again...

last night i dreamt that i took a cab with someone to orchard. Halfway, the cab driver got tired either of us or what, got off e cab n left e meter running. I went over to the driver seat, got myself familar with the controls n started driving...

but most of u know i DON'T HAVE A DRIVING LICENSE.....

2nd part of e dream is very short. Dreamt tat my boss is in Potong Pasir constituency at a community event with other young MPs...

But my boss is in PAP...

Last week, i dreamt that my body become **** and got a hot guy as bf. One day he doesn't reply me or something, i went to look for him.

I sort of know where he is and called him. I approached a clothing shop and look for him... and i had eye contact with the shop owner, who is standing behind the cashier counting money.

He gave the face and eye gesture that he knows who i looking for and is in his shop.

The cashier/shop owner is Thomas Ong, mediacorp actor. @_@

Okay, that's all for my fantasy dreams.

Raise your hands up if you wanna.....

... follow me on Twitter.

Be Honest!

Was wondering whether to be on this platform. Saw a few of my friends playing with this.

But hey, seriously, WHO ON EARTH WANNA FOLLOW ME??? *hang head down, palms on forehead *

Anyway, which one is nice????

Amusing Email and...

Was checking school email and i come across this from a lecturer. Pretty amusing to me.

Dear students

I strongly encourage you to participate in this competition with past projects you have done. It is a for a small shelter. You can do better than some of the entries submitted.

http://www.guggenheim.org/new-york/education/sackler-center/design-it-shelter

Prize is a trip to NYC!

Dr. xxx xxxx xxxxx

The line in bold is what i highlighted. Go NYC get H1N1 is it? That's where the 1st H1N1 case in Singapore got it from. Even if i win, i would postpone the trip or go there in a spacesuit.

*update. Another cool find my boss point out to me. He was looking through Classified ads Recruit(dunno for wad), and showed me recruit page got INTERNS- available and wanted.

"very interesting... See how much the ClubMed guy gets...then the Law intern gets 320-500 while a intern at sakae sushi gets 1100. Heehee..."

I tot holidays will be more free to blog...

Seems like holiday has made me some how busier. Just came back from a half day birthday celebration for my poly classmate+ colleague friend, Jonathan. *hey, if you reading this, not everyone gets to be mentioned on my blog ok?

Celebration was located at the unfamiliar-to-me-west side of Singapore, Ayer Rajah Market. Had a big feast of 'zi char' with my poly friends. 10 of us, some i have not seen for 3 years? Lost count la...
Dinner menu for the night: stingray, 'la-la', wrapped prawn, 2 dishes of vege, satay, chicken wings, hot plate toufu & pork rib king. Didn't have a digital camera with me & i'm lugging round my laptop. Can't share good food with my readers.


Met up with YY on friday nite, as she prefers this timing and had a good catching up session with her.
Wanted to get a facial scrub from Bodyshop & i remember that she has the card. So we sort of arranged it quickly and meet up.

Haven been really talking to YY much cuz of my school and she's working. Long and short, we got busy with our own lives, but i really thank God that i have such a nice friend around.
Brian joined us for dinner as well, and i want my best friend to know who i hang out and vice versa. :D So Div, Reda & Martin will get the special intro next time soon i hope.

Here come the exciting part. Despite being full from japanese cuisine, i had the urge for something sweet like ice cream. MOF was packed so we tot of trying Ajisen tei. Turns out that it was closed down for renovation. Argh....
YY mentioned that she seen an interesting cafe at the new Illuma. Illuma is a new shopping centre designed by WOHA. I find it is a bold move for a developer, Jack Investment. I can say, they are a very good client to any architects. I'll talk about it more when i get my 12-24mm & S5pro in the building.

The mentioned cafe is Benten cafe, at the 1st storey of Illuma. Visible from the main road, it is a small cafe with generous serving of food. I'm not sure if they are related to this Ben10.


Not to keep my dear readers waiting, here is wat we got adventurous about.

The dessert is called Never give up. Pardon the bad handphone pics.


Looks small right??










































IT IS THIS BIG!!!





Job well done by 3 crazy people.



Actually there's a bigger one. I wanna conquer it!!!!

Random thoughts. Super boh liao. Read at own risk.

*Random thought 1
Been grooving to this tune in my ipod. Insomnia by Craig David. Old tune i noe.. i noe... Archi version of it will be replacing the repeated words with CAD CAD CAD CAD.

I never thought that I'd fall in love, love, love, love
But it grew from a simple crush, crush, crush, crush
Being without you girl, I was all messed up, up, up, up
When you walked out, said that you'd had enough-nough-nough-nough

Been a fool, girl I know
Didn't expect this is how things would go
Maybe in time, you'll change your mind
Now looking back i wish i could rewind

Because i can't sleep til you're next to me
No i can't live without you no more
Oh i stay up til you're next to me
Til this house feels like it did before
Feels like insomnia ah ah, Feels like insomnia ah ah
Feels like insomnia ah ah, Feels like insomnia ah ah

Remember telling my boys that I'd never fall in love, love, love, love
You used to think I'd never find a girl I could trust, trust, trust, trust
And then you walked into my life and it was all about us, us, us, us
But now I'm sitting here thinking I messed the whole thing up, up, up, up

Been a fool (fool), girl I know (know)
Didn't expect this is how things would go
Maybe in time (time), you'll change your mind (mind)
Now looking back i wish i could rewind

Because i can't sleep til you're next to me
No i can't live without you no more (without you no more)
Oh i stay up til you're next to me (to me)
Til this house feels like it did before (Because it)
Feels like insomnia ah ah, Feels like insomnia ah ah
Feels like insomnia ah ah (Ah), Feels like insomnia ah ah

Ah, i just can't go to sleep
Cause it feels like I've fallen for you
It's getting way too deep
And i know that it's love because

I can't sleep til you're next to me
No i can't live without you no more (without you no more)
Oh i stay up til you're next to me (to me)
Til this house feels like it did before
Feels like insomnia ah ah, Feels like insomnia ah ah
Feels like insomnia ah ah, Feels like insomnia ah ah

Feels like insomnia ah ah, Feels like insomnia ah ah
Feels like insomnia ah ah, Feels like insomnia ah ah


*Random thought 2
Laughed myself silly at some soccer pics... really hilarious...



*Random thought 3
Very happy that i got a follower of my blog. :D

*Random thought 4
I enjoyed cadding and sanding woodblocks for Felicia. Something different from straight buildings and spaces.

*Random thought 5
Figuring out how to squeeze in time in the morning to exercise..... oh wait... i'm abit hungry now. How ar?

To all those using Firefox....

Trying typing this in your address bar....

about:robots

No virus. No damage to your com. Just plain amusement.
Enjoy.

it's over!!!! 終わりました！

woo hoo!!!! year 3 submission is over!!!

reward yourself by watching 日本語の映画　Handsome Suit <ハンサム★スーツ>.

Now showing in all cinemas, it has chinese and english sub titles.

anyway, year 5 submission is due coming friday. From what i observe, i must start recruiting and forming my architecture elves.

哈哈 哈哈哈！！！

If this is staged, i won't mind....

staging one... Full camera crew set is a must.



The 1st random idea i had is to film one in front of the LV boutique.


"I want my LV bag". Punt intended on those people queuing outside the boutique.

New wallpaper...

tada! A chance shot. If you wan to have the wallpaper with the text changed(of course la... unless you are called Ashley too), msg me and i'll edit and send 1 for you.



oh oh! PLUS....NEW hASHbrown tune! Open arms by The Journey. I just love the voice of Steve Perry! Thanks to my messy classmate-who-sat-next-to-me.

What's happening.....and an Apple humour

*A loyal eng eng reader told me that the screenshots are too small... Edit liao.

Sian... sick again! Still throat infection but this time round is really throat. Not my tonsils.
Saturday morning, i reported sick for work and laze around and drag myself out of house to see my family doctor...
As i stagger to the clinic 400m away from my house, low and behold, they are closed!!!! time check was 11.15 but the opening hours state that they close at 12.30pm! wth...

no choice i got to go to the other one which i hardly go to. The doctor wasnt as friendly as the one i always go to. Strangely, the anitbiotics that he gave, take 1 pill 3 times daily, which i thought suppose to be 2pills 3times daily. Like not strong leh! By evening, i'm still coughing like some TB patient and having fever up and down, toasting bread on my forehead.

Sunday, woke up with terrible migrain on the left side of my head.

CONTINUED SLEEPING... WAHAHAHAHAA

anyway, i realised Apple have a pretty good sense of humour.


Hmmm... Let's ZOOM in...


It showed the rest of the windows based computer at my work place with a CRT and the blue screen of death. While... my boss's mac is a Apple cinema display. Pretty and slick.